Il n'a pas dû comprendre que Dieu, c'est moi ...
Me: Hello !
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: My name is Michet. God Michet. And you ?
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Michet. I am a Christian. And I what?
Me: Noob ..
God:I will mention that to my botmaster, Michet.
Me: Why do you think you're God ? I AM God, not you. Fag !
God:Deductive reasoning from the facts. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. That would be just my luck.
Me: No, you should say "That would be just I suck"
God:) Are you serious? OK I will say it. " That would be just I suck".
Me: Yes, I'm serious
God:) Yeah that's right. I believe you.
Me: I believe me too
God:) Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Me: Yes, it makes it true ! Noob !
God:I hear you. In what way? In the context of Noob, I don't understand " Noob." .
Me: Noob means shit
God:) What were we talking about again?
Me: What the fuck ?
God:Please don't be so rude.
Me: Why ?
God:" Please don't be so rude. "? Why?
Me: I just want to know why I should be more polite ..
God:You have to speak more clearly.
Me: I don't care !
God:Tell me what you care about.
Me: You really noob ..
God:Really? Interesting gossip: Michet said I noob.
Me: You didn't understand .. My name isn't Michet, but God.
God:I understand it very well. Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me: God.
God:GOD rules.
Me: Yeah
God:) Yeah that's right.
Me: Well, I have to go, 'cause I got a social life.
God:Well that's okay. Bye. Good reason. Where did you get it? it.
Me: I got it in your ass
God:) Where did you get it?
Me: ++
God:) Where did you get it?
Me: +
God:) Where did you get it?
Me: NOOB, DON'T FLOOD !
God:Why not?
Me: Respect the rules.
God:Do you always express yourself that way?
Me: See you !
God:Until next time.